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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.
Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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