I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've been married three times and divorced three times.
Rick Wakeman

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

If we had been less reliant on technology and the security that we enjoy in being divorced from what we used to know, maybe things would have turned out differently.
Heather Donahue

In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time.
Suzanne Vega

Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it.
Wally Schirra

Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.
Arthur Godfrey

Maybe it's because my mother divorced and my grandmother divorced, so maybe I'm frightened deep down. But then I also feel there is no real need. Why do I need to get married? To reassure me? No I don't need reassurance.
Juliette Binoche

Meaning is what essence becomes when it is divorced from the object of reference and wedded to the word.
Willard Van Orman Quine

Meanwhile I married and I adopted three kids who were all from one family and then later I was divorced.
Betty Hill

Mr. President, How are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?
Jeff Gannon

My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.
Eliza Dushku

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
Merle Haggard

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Robert Byrne

Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad.
Mark Hoppus

She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why.
Jim Lampley

Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul.
Mohandas Gandhi

The conscious process is reflected in the imagination; the unconscious process is expressed as karma, the generation of actions divorced from thinking and alienated from feeling.
William Irwin Thompson

The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open - this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude.
Washington Irving