Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland

Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard.
Kate Millett

Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. It's important for a woman to be able to control her finances.
Maria Bartiromo

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
Lee Trevino

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Wendy Liebman

My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.
Christina Aguilera

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland

One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice.
William P. Leahy

Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.
Douglas Feith

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
Mary Wesley

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.
Anna Held

She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.
Priscilla Presley

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
Sumner Redstone

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke

Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life.
Ben Affleck

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Brian Celio

The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.
Hedy Lamarr

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.
Gloria Swanson

The divorce was rough on all of us. I don't blame Hollywood for my family's problems. But having all of it reported in the press made it more of an ordeal.
Kieran Culkin