Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Rita Mae Brown

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Mary Kay Blakely

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
Tertullian

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Ambrose Bierce

During the first 10 years of my life, while my parents were married, I enjoyed a privileged upbringing. After their divorce, my life was difficult.
Bianca Jagger

Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.
Jim Morrison

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Voltaire

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
Lucille Ball

I always used to look at books and wonder how anybody could come up with so many words. But my divorce and then falling in love with somebody else has released in me an ability to write in other ways apart from songs.
Roger Waters

I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to Coley.
Anne Heche

I decided to write about the myths of divorce.
Mary Garden

I didn't expect to be doing a whole bunch of Amber Browns. And because it was just one book, and the father had moved away, I didn't realize I was going to have to deal more with shared custody, divorce and all those issues.
Paula Danziger

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
Susan B. Anthony

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
Catherine Deneuve

I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.
Seth Green

I got a divorce eleven years later on the grounds of cruelty, which is still not easy in England.
Dinah Sheridan

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.
Kurt Cobain

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
Lucille Ball