Dirty Quotes

If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game.
Rickey Henderson

Game, Baseball, Done

If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something wrong with American politics.
Edna Ferber

Politics, Women, Wrong

Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Aaron Hill

Call, Clean, Glasses

If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself: 'Dijkstra would not have liked this', well that would be enough immortality for me.
Edsger Dijkstra

Yourself, Enough, Looking

Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'
Orlando Bloom

Human, Him, Used

I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything.
Elizabeth Gilbert

Funny, Hate, Humanity

If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it, to take their money by force for your own needs, then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.
Neal Boortz

Work, Money, Government

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
Dick Cavett

Mind, Word, Censorship

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
Helen Reddy

Find, Whose, Socks

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
Jim Fowler

Work, Guy, According

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world.
Norman Mailer

Men, Cry, Blood

People can be so heartless and dirty.
Jim Goad

I've had some painful experiences in my life, but I feel like I'm trivializing them by using them for a scene in a movie. I don't want to do that. It just makes me feel kind of dirty for having done that.
Christian Bale

Life, Done, Makes

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
Betty White

Funny, Humor, Mean

Tricking your brain into thinking you are getting something sweet plays dirty tricks on your metabolism.
Mark Hyman

Thinking, Brain, Getting

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.
Vin Diesel

Revenge, Wife, Film

I just love getting dirty.
Robin Wright Penn

Really, truly, try to figure out what your palate is all about. If you've determined that you don't like dirty old stinky wine - old-world flavors - you probably like new-world fruit bombs. Stick to Shirazes and California Cabernets or Zinfandels.
Gary Vaynerchuk

It's fun being one of the boys. It's fun to have a character that's rough and gets down and dirty and not to be this precious girl who just sits in the corner and just sort of stands by the action.
Diane Kruger

Fun, Girl, Character

I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights with guys and usually punching out boys my age because I was a lot bigger and tougher. So I'm naturally accustomed to putting myself into the headspace of a girl who can take care of herself.
Cameron Diaz

Love, Age, Girl

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
Adam Carolla

Good, Money, Nice

You have no idea how humiliating it was, as a boy, to suddenly have all your clothes, your toys, snatched by the bailiff. I mean we were a middle-class family, it's not as if it was happening up and down the street. It made me ashamed, I felt dirty.
John le Carre

Family, Mean, Down

I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting.
Nathan Fillion

Work, Power, Last

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in New York City and go to an acting job rather than to a restaurant to wash dirty dishes. And I live so close to the studios that I ride my bike to work.
Christopher Meloni

Work, Best, Live

We tend to think of politics as bad, full of dirty tricks, negative ads, big campaigns, but I am here to explore the original meaning of politics, which is positive and has to do with balancing competing interests and looking for solutions.
Eric Liu

Politics, Positive, Bad

Credit or debit cards, for starters, are nothing short of shoppers' Novocain. Even in the age of digital purchases and virtual money, we still attach a special value to dirty paper with pictures of presidents on it. Handing some of that to a cashier simply hurts more than handing over a little sliver of plastic.
Jeffrey Kluger

Age, Money, Nothing

Soap opera seems to be a dirty word, but actually they are the most popular shows we have.
Dan Stevens

Word, Actually, Seems

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing. It is so much different from my traditional day of dirty fingernails and greasy hair and hot pans.
Mario Batali

Poetry, Book, Writing

All my friends and peers keep asking me when I'm going to rest - I just tell them it's another dirty four-letter word!
Dionne Warwick

Friends, Another, Keep

War's dirty little secret is that some men love it.
Kathryn Bigelow

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