A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.
Maurice Johnstone

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
Francis Bacon

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.
Ward McAllister

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
Samuel Johnson

A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
Samuel Johnson

A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a picture, or doing embroidery.
Mao Tse-Tung

A White House dinner is the American family assembled, from labor leaders to billionaires, actors, architects, academicians and athletes.
Hugh Sidey

All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
Ronald Reagan

And so while the great ones depart to their dinner, the secretary stays, growing thinner and thinner, racking his brain to record and report what he thinks that they think that they ought to have thought.
Arthur Bryant

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
W. Somerset Maugham

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin

At dinner parties I sit below the salt now. There are a lot of interesting people there.
Donald T. Regan

Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.
Kenneth Grahame

Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table.
Marilyn vos Savant

Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had no idea he was married, but I found out that night.
Donna Rice

Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.
Marge Piercy

But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.
Mark Rylance

But, you know, they don't enjoy the dinner hour together. It's just not as much of a ritual at night and it's interesting. I think the ritual is taking place perhaps more in the morning.
Katie Couric