No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
Maimonides

Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
Lisa Snowdon

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
Arthur Baer

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.
Daniel D. Palmer

The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results.
Lee Haney

The Diet was dissolved by a Reich Government decree.
Fritz Sauckel

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant.
Carol Vorderman

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.
Gustave Flaubert

The number of kids affected by obesity has tripled since 1980, and this can be traced in large part to lack of exercise and a healthy diet.
Virginia Foxx

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
Barbara Cartland

The sad thing is, when it comes to diet, is that even when well-intentioned Feds try to do right by us, they fail. Either they're outvoted by puppets of agribusiness, or they are puppets of agribusiness.
Mark Bittman

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason

The USDA is not our ally here. We have to take matters into our own hands, not only by advocating for a better diet for everyone - and that's the hard part - but by improving our own. And that happens to be quite easy. Less meat, less junk, more plants.
Mark Bittman

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene Wenger

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
Ron White

This cream will help one's nature strengthen and grow, The diet gives support in my decline.
Du Fu

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all.
Rube Goldberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis