Diapers Quotes

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith

Life, Live, Children

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
Ang Lee

Life, Money, Try

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
Don Marquis

Change, Care, Important

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
Amy Poehler

Funny, Yourself, Doubt

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
Lauren Hutton

Love, Change, Work

It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers.
Michelle Malkin

I suffered from a mild case of postpartum depression after my second child and the physical challenge of maintaining an overnight shift at CBS, a marriage, and two in diapers made the symptoms worse and everyone in the house paid the price.
Mika Brzezinski

Marriage, Depression, Made

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.
Esther Williams

Life, Simple, Two

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
Stanley Tucci

Change, Often, Times

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
Felix Baumgartner

Cool, Heroes, Wear

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
Geraldo Rivera

Children, Real, Two

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.
Bubba Watson

Great, Winning, Pay

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.
Kent McCord

Work, Her, Married

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.
Marcia Cross

Change, Time, Tell

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
Barbara Steele

Husband, Job, Confused

No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson

Change, Babies, Likes

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
Jackie Jackson

Changed, Michael, Raised

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