A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Leo Robin

Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
Jaclyn Smith

As human beings, we're very materialistic and have all this stuff - furs and cars and diamonds and money.
Smokey Robinson

As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds.
Richard H. Davis

Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor

But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool.
Lil' Kim

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
Robert Green Ingersoll

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
Ron White

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not.
Jill St. John

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Malcolm Forbes

Diamonds never leave you... men do!
Shirley Bassey

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you.
Clara Schumann

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

I have nothing against diamonds, or rubies or emeralds or sapphires. I do object when their acquisition is complicit in the debasement of children or the destruction of a country.
Edward Zwick

I have to report to those of you who think diamonds make a difference that I cannot tell what it is. Seriously, as you all know, they make no difference at all. They just make the flute look a little more special.
James Galway

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.
Mary Wortley Montagu

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Emma Goldman

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers