I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.
John F. Kennedy

I made more money yesterday than I ever thought I'd make in an entire lifetime. But it's like somebody's going to take it all away from me and I'll be back in Texas, installing them damned irrigation wells. I didn't like that when I was sixteen. And I know I wouldn't like it when I'm eighty.
Jimmy Dean

I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business.
Chester A. Arthur

I teach at Harvard that the world and the heavens, and the stars are all real, but not so damned real, you see.
Josiah Royce

I think that both men, Bush and Blair, will be damned in history. Both men have made their respective countries the two most hated countries in the world.
George Galloway

I want to live and work in Chicago for the rest of my life. You know when you were growing up and you wanted to become president? What I want now is to be mayor of this damned town in ten years.
William Petersen

I'll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to be the profession of a President simply to hear other people talk.
William Howard Taft

I'll be damned if I want most folks out there to do unto me what they do unto themselves.
Toni Cade Bambara

If you can prove to me that one miracle took place, I will believe he is a just God who damned us all because a woman ate an apple.
Edward Fitzgerald

It'll work, if God, wind, leads, ice, snow, and all the hells of this damned frozen land are willing.
Matthew Henson

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
Armistead Maupin

Literature has been the salvation of the damned, literature has inspired and guided lovers, routed despair and can perhaps in this case save the world.
John Cheever

My father was frightened of his mother; I was frightened of my father, and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.
King George V

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.
Wilford Brimley

Nobody has milked one performance better than me - and I'm damned proud of it.
Bruce Jenner

Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States.
Marcus A. Hanna

Our strength is often composed of the weakness that we're damned if we're going to show.
Mignon McLaughlin

Painting is damned difficult - you always think you've got it, but you haven't.
Paul Cezanne

People are no damned good.
William Steig