Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Hubbard

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
Bobby Darin

Fools, most linguists. Damn all to say in one language, so they learn another and say damn all in that.
John le Carre

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.
John Cleese

Forty years ago this country went down a rabbit hole in Vietnam and millions died. I fear we're going down a rabbit hole once again - and if people can stop and think and reflect on some of the ideas and issues in this movie, perhaps I've done some damn good here!
Errol Morris

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
David R. Ellis

God will not damn a lunatic's soul. He knows that the powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds.
Garrett Fort

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
Huey Long

He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.
Ralph Abernathy

I am damn good. I am doing all this for Egypt and nothing else. I reject 70 per cent of media interviews while these people who accuse me are running after them.
Zahi Hawass

I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about.
H. P. Lovecraft

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.
Rodger Ward

I didn't know a damn thing about style.
Michael Bergin

I don't care a damn for your loyal service when you think I am right; when I really want it most is when you think I am wrong.
John Monash

I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.
George Voinovich

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain

I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damn good word with which to carry an election.
Warren G. Harding

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!
Geri Halliwell

I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.
Marcel Carne

I don't live in as much fear as I used to. I'm not afraid of the music business. Life is too damn short. I know what's important, and the tasks are very clear.
Kathy Mattea