Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Dave Barry

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

I mean, women are very important to me. I don't know, they just drive me crazy.
Ringo Starr

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.
Jim Carrey

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
Jim Carrey

There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
Henry Miller

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. Mencken

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
Eminem

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
Niels Bohr

We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
Niels Bohr

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
Conan O'Brien

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.
Marlene Dietrich

I'm working toward a CD that will have all of you dancing like crazy.
Paula Abdul

Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.
Paula Abdul

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
Jimmy Buffett

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.
Jimmy Buffett

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about them. And logically Key West, and then Down Island. So, all of that stuff sort of had it's roots in New Orleans and went crazy.
Jimmy Buffett

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
Casey Stengel

You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

I can't dislike you, but I will say this to you: you haven't got long before you are all going to kill yourselves, because you are all crazy. And you can project it back at me, but I am only what lives inside each and every one of you.
Charles Manson