A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
John F. Kennedy

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
Jimi Hendrix

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
Henny Youngman

One is very crazy when in love.
Sigmund Freud

If I don't think about it, it won't drive me crazy.
Aaliyah

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.
Sigmund Freud

Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest Hemingway

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. Mencken

I don't know how to put it, but yet you know we have so many people who the way they look at life, the way they work depends on what happens, us winning or losing. It's kind of crazy. So, I kind of got caught up in that, I'm gonna try to stay away from that.
Mike Ditka

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
Niccolo Machiavelli

I live in a crazy time.
Anne Frank

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Dave Barry

I have always found that if I move with seventy-five percent or more of the facts that I usually never regret it. It's the guys who wait to have everything perfect that drive you crazy.
Lee Iacocca

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviorally wild, and it's crazy to think of any form where it's just one way.
Jack Nicholson