I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?
Dennis Farina

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane

In North Carolina nobody bothers us; we're all about concentrating on the work or our auditions that we're trying to get a flight out for. So all that crap is not something that I'm confronted with on a daily basis.
Katie Holmes

It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life being angry.
Stella McCartney

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.
Trey Parker

Keep writing. Try to do a little bit every day, even if the result looks like crap. Getting from page four to page five is more important than spending three weeks getting page four perfect.
Alan Dean Foster

Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don't do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
Christine McVie

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.
Adam Rich

Most modern comedy is crap.
Adrian Edmondson

My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
Dennis Wilson

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.
Lisa Bonet

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Theodore Sturgeon

Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.
Bobby Hull

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
Brian Clough

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
Emily Mortimer

The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.
Leonard Baskin

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.
Guy Lafleur

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
Bill Maher

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Howard Stern

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.
Fred W. Friendly