Crap Quotes

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
Mike Tyson

Deep, Read, Books

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.
Chuck Palahniuk

Special, Happens, Either

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr

Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music is crap and it's all commercial and the images are all trying to sell the record.
Neil Young

Music, Today, Trying

Everything government touches turns to crap.
Ringo Starr

Government, Touches, Turns

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
Brian Clough

Win, Lose, Games

Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
Kristen Stewart

Large, Scary, Groups

I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there's no such thing as the Christian world and the Islamic world. That's all crap.
Christopher Hitchens

Love, War, Christian

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order.
Joe Gold

Peace, Time, Good

I hate to hear 'Less is more.' It's a crock of crap.
R. Lee Ermey

Hate, Less, Hear

I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too.
Jay Kay

Off, Days, Stuff

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
Bill Maher

Next, Week, Early

I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in that.
Brian Eno

Work, Live, Idea

Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.
James Taylor

Life, Important, Everyone

There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it's all about. It's a lifestyle. It's not about popularity and all that crap.
Billie Joe Armstrong

Music, Play, Punk

I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.
Sting

Music, Hate, Rock

My father was an army champion boxer... in the British army. And so he loved boxing and talked it up as a sport. But then when my brother and I were beating the crap out of each other, he was always trying to tone it down. But I am a fan of boxing.
Hugh Jackman

Father, Down, Trying

And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.
Shia LaBeouf

Great, Whole, Film

AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribution is crap.
Calvin Klein

Argument, Divine, Aids

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.
Robert Smith

Rock, Living, Edge

Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them are going to be crap. It's just a given law.
David Byrne

Music, Law, Guitar

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.
George Michael

Business, Ego, Whole

I eat crap.
Christina Ricci

When I first started acting, I was just crap.
Heath Ledger

Acting, Started

Being 5' 10, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball.
Summer Altice

Fire, Play, Short

Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him.
Dean Koontz

Movies, Him, Majority

You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence.
Octavia Butler

Good, Writing, Thinking

Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment where it's warm, where it's OK to fail - a kind of home, I suppose.
Jane Campion

Work, Home, Try

I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a picture and think, 'Crap, I had no idea that's what I was looking like.'
Katherine Heigl

Good, Pretty, Idea

People see me as someone who doesn't take any crap from anyone - which I don't - but it's my shtick, and I obviously don't act like that all the time.
Miranda Lambert

Time, Someone, Anyone

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