Cow Quotes

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Lennart Meri

General, Milk, Met

It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of cats together to make a cow', and it's like, 'Why don't you just use a cow?'. For some reason that is novel - like, 'Oh, my guitar sounds like a piano and now if I can just get my piano to sound like my guitar'.
Ian Williams

Together, Why, Guitar

When I was little, we lived on 8 acres and my mom had a horse. But when I was 7, my mom kicked my dad out, and then in order to feed us five kids, she got critters cheap or for free and raised them for food. We milked a cow, raised chickens, pigs and beef cattle. We heated our one-story house with wood and stayed cold all winter.
Bonnie Jo Campbell

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.
Lyman Abbott

Cannot, Afraid, Horse

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
Harry Caray

Down, Used, Holy

No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.
Kathe Kollwitz

Work, Emotions, Longer

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
Deborah Kerr

Beautiful, Eyes, Same

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.
Mel Smith

Satire, Pantomime

It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow.
Mel Smith

Good, Business, End

I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Celia Cruz

Work, Getting, Tv

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
Grant Wood

Good, While, Ideas

This is really high on the priority list of tribal concerns. This is a cash cow in many circumstances, and tribes are concerned about protection of tribal assets.
Jack Abramoff

High, Concerned, Priority

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