Couch Quotes

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.
Adam Garcia

Sunday, Loser, Try

A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it and send it back.
Callan McAuliffe

Work, School, Worth

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.
Craig Kilborn

Saying, Night, Broken

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
Isaiah Mustafa

Work, Before, Old

When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in, I have my iPad too. And my iPhone. And a magazine that I haven't gotten to. And a book under the pillow to my left.
Aubrey Plaza

Book, Sometimes, Left

The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat.
June Jordan

Society, Car, Father

I can't just sit around and do nothing. Although, I can sit on the couch sometimes and just watch movies.
Brian Austin Green

Movies, Nothing, Sometimes

Some people aren't touchy-feely, but I grew up in a family where you'd walk into the family room and there'd be five people on the couch with an arm here, an arm there, everyone scratching and taking turns.
Chris O'Donnell

Family, Here, Everyone

I like my home to be somewhere where my friends can feel like they can put their feet up on the couch and for it to feel like really easy living. I really love to have my friends over, cook dinner for them, catch up, and spend quality time with quality people in my life.
Stacy Keibler

Life, Love, Time

When you see people who are really good at game shows, the one common attribute is a cool head under pressure: an ability to perform as well in the studio, surrounded by lights and noise, as you do on your couch.
Ken Jennings

Good, Cool, Game

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
Tracy Morgan

Work, Everybody, Heaven

Country and western is ignored by the intellectuals. They don't look at it as an art form. They think it's just somebody sitting on his couch singing about his life.
Ricky Skaggs

Life, Art, Country

I have a great career, and no matter what I am doing, a big blockbuster movie... or my small documentary, David Letterman will call and say I would like you to sit on my couch.
Rosie Perez

Great, Career, Small

In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'.
Casey Abrams

Time, Tv, Watching

I know a lot of people think L.A. and they see a picture in their head, but those people obviously don't know me, because I sit on a couch every day. That's my idea of a good time - just being in a sweat suit.
Hayley Williams

Time, Good, Idea

I know so few people who actually give music their undivided attention, so I've been trying to just park myself on the couch between the speakers and listen.
Cliff Martinez

Music, Give, Trying

I used Vamps as a casting couch! I pretty much did, because I was casting 'L!fe Happens' while I was on the set of Vamps, and anybody I had ever worked with, I asked to be in this movie.
Krysten Ritter

Pretty, Used, While

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
Seth Meyers

Time, Two, Television

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.
Patti Page

Singing, Substitute

I love Westerns and I remember as a kid climbing up on the couch and make it into a saddle and shoot guns and fall off. I would lay there after my death and my mom would tell me to eat lunch and I'd say, 'I'm still dead, Mom!' I was Method, even then.
Creed Bratton

Love, Death, Mom

Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people.
J Allard

Big, Deal, Floor

I completely and utterly rely on my mum. Without my mum, I would not be anywhere at all. I'd literally just be a couch potato.
Tom Holland

Anywhere, Rely, Mum

I don't like a guy who sits on the couch all day.
Olga Kurylenko

I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in the movie industry, but nothing overwhelming.
Dorothy Stratten

Men, Nothing, Movie

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Celia Cruz

Work, Getting, Tv

I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.
Ana Beatriz Barros

Kids, Married, Lots

Movies are as old as psychoanalysis. So if I were to put you or anyone else on a couch and say, 'Tell me your favorite movies,' it would be a way of psychoanalyzing you.
Andrew Sarris

Movies, Old, Put

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