A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Minna Antrim

Everyone complains of his memory, and nobody complains of his judgment.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I was brought up in the great tradition of the late nineteenth century: that a writer never complains, never explains and never disdains.
James A. Michener

I've never been anywhere in my life like it and I only really noticed it when I returned to Los Angeles and then Berlin. Everybody is much better off in these places, there is not poverty like in Cuba, but everybody complains about things.
Wim Wenders

It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are the more gentle and quiet we become towards the defects of others.
Joseph Addison

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one ever complains about a speech being too short!
Ira Hayes

The feeble soul merely whines and complains.
Taylor Caldwell

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz

The ox suffers, the cart complains.
Victor Hugo

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward

The sea complains upon a thousand shores.
Alexander Smith

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
Brian Clough

When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
Mason Cooley

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain that she has his.
George Dennison Prentice