We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
Logan P. Smith

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.
Dave Barry

We're going to hear a lot of spirited discussion about the President's plan in the next few days and weeks and that's fine as long as everyone comes ready to talk and not just snipe, complain and argue.
George Allen

What annoyances are more painful than those of which we cannot complain?
Marquis De Custine

When people complain of life, it is almost always because they have asked impossible things of it.
Ernest Renan

When something startlingly new comes up, young people, especially, seize it. You can't complain about that. I think its heyday has passed, but it's had an effect and will continue to have an effect.
M. H. Abrams

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr

You can give men food and leisure and amusements and good conditions of work, and still they will remain unsatisfied. You can deny them all these things, and they will not complain so long as they feel that they have something to die for.
Christopher Dawson

You know, as I do, actors who, having become worldwide celebrities thanks to a TV series, complain of their lot and declare themselves ready to drop it all.
James MacArthur

You shouldn't get to live in society and give nothing back. People complain about their taxes, yet they do nothing for the community. That makes me furious.
Kathleen Turner

You will find in politics that you are much exposed to the attribution of false motive. Never complain and never explain.
Stanley Baldwin