We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
Dave Barry

Fortunately we're not a public company - we're a private group of companies, and I can do what I want.
Richard Branson

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Lily Tomlin

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
Sam Walton

Rascals are always sociable, more's the pity! and the chief sign that a man has any nobility in his character is the little pleasure he takes in others' company.
Arthur Schopenhauer

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
Milton Berle

You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask. It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news.
Thomas J. Watson

A book is good company. It is full of conversation without loquacity. It comes to your longing with full instruction, but pursues you never.
Henry Ward Beecher

The display of grief makes more demands than grief itself. How few men are sad in their own company.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A man is known by the company he organizes.
Ambrose Bierce

Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
J. Paul Getty

A man by himself is in bad company.
Eric Hoffer

People are stunned to hear that one company has data files on 185 million Americans.
Ralph Nader

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne

No 27-year-old has the experience to run a company that does a quarter of a billion dollars a year in sales.
Calvin Klein

People who run a ready-to-wear company are businessmen rather than production or design people.
Calvin Klein

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Fran Lebowitz

A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard things well.
Jeff Bezos

I knew, however, that the next morning after the fight I would have to get away, and I did just in time, for a full company came early to look for me and were furious because I had escaped them.
Jesse James

When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes.
W. H. Auden