My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.
Maya Angelou

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
Ronald Reagan

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Theodore Roosevelt

College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
Will Rogers

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, went into the Army, and then I just stuck with it.
Colin Powell

I am often amazed at how much more capability and enthusiasm for science there is among elementary school youngsters than among college students.
Carl Sagan

October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin anything at all. You go to college, and every course in the catalogue looks wonderful.
Thomas Merton

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Chris Rock

I always wanted to be some kind of writer or newspaper reporter. But after college... I did other things.
Jackie Kennedy

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.
John Belushi

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.
Bobby Knight

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Fred Allen

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave Barry

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa

I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school.
Thomas Friedman