Coffee Quotes

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln

Bring, Tea, Please

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

Find, Drink, Afternoon

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby

Else, Everyone, Makes

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Bill Gates

Life, Real, Leave

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
Anais Nin

Morning, Fire, Through

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Steven Wright

Employees, Breaks

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
Charlie Sheen

Time, Before, Fools

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

Someone, Meaning, Asked

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T. S. Eliot

Life, Measured, Spoons

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright

Time, Put, Almost

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
Helen Hayes

Morning, Patience, Someone

Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated.
Jennifer Aniston

Work, Away, Wine

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
Jim Carrey

Good, Beautiful, Remember

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.
Martha Beck

Almost, Unless, Elderly

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
Hugh Jackman

Greatest, Smell, Inventions

Coffee is a language in itself.
Jackie Chan

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
John D. Rockefeller

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Good, Sleep, Hard

You get the health benefits of coffee up through about the first twenty-four ounces. It's the biggest source of antioxidants for Americans, and we think it helps prevent Alzheimer's and Parkinson's as well.
Mehmet Oz

Health, Through, Biggest

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
Michelle Williams

Time, Good, Weird

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
Zora Neale Hurston

Morning, Live, Trying

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry

Less, Eating, Cup

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
David Lynch

Bad, Actually, Cup

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr

Start, Hand, Full

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor

Girl, Nothing, Hard

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way

Best, Friend, Alcoholic

My problem is I'm an addictive personality. I can't have one coffee. I can't eat one piece of chocolate.
Guy Pearce

Problem, Eat, Chocolate

I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't.
Martha Quinn

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Lara Flynn Boyle

Great, Smoking, Last

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
Jayne Mansfield

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