A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
Jayne Mansfield

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
Anais Nin

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.
Martha Beck

Americans are making coffee a bigger part of their lives, expanding attitudes and behaviors that are driving new levels of consumption.
Robert Nelson

Audrey was a princess, so natural, the camera really loved her... James and I kept each other company during all the rejections. We used to meet, have a cup of coffee and went from office to office to get work and never got work.
Ben Gazzara

But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
Gail Porter

China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.
Howard Schultz

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.
Courtney Love

Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses.
Jason Behr

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Lara Flynn Boyle

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Christopher Fry

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Alphonse Allais

Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.
Jonathan Carroll

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Steven Wright

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry