Clowns Quotes

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
Charlie Sheen

Time, Before, Coffee

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John Steinbeck

Above, Writers, Seals

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
Doug Coupland

Children, Living, Drink

Latins are into clowns.
Shia LaBeouf

I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us.
Maynard James Keenan

Hope, Trying, Rather

Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable.
James Wolcott

Comedy, Hollywood, Skinny

I hate clowns.
Tracey Ullman

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.
Heinrich Heine

Off, Stage, Heroes

I realise that I do not change the course of history. I am an actor, I do a movie, that's the end of it. You have to realise we are just clowns for hire. After I had success it was great, at first, not to worry about money. It was on my mind when I was growing up.
Leonardo DiCaprio

Success, Change, Money

99.5 percent of the people that walk around and say they are a social media expert or guru are clowns. We are going to live through a devastating social media bubble.
Gary Vaynerchuk

Live, Through, Around

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
Jimmy Fallon

Makes, Relatives

'Occupy' is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
Frank Miller

Nothing, America, False

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
Roland Joffe

Funny, Home, Sad

There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Family, Fun, House

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.
Dan Harmon

Everybody, Anybody, Class

I'm scared of clowns.
Jada Pinkett Smith

I had no idea until I joined the games industry and met some of the power players, particularly those running large public companies, that much of this world is run by complete clowns.
Mike Wilson

Power, Idea, Until

I was doing a show at the National Youth Theatre, playing an old man. Before that I had played fat clowns and I thought, 'If I want to have the career I would like, I am going to have to lose weight.' I was just starting drama school, and found I was moving around a lot. I also started to eat sensibly. The weight just dropped off.
Harry Melling

School, Moving, Career

People don't buy from clowns.
Claude C. Hopkins

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