Cigar Quotes

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain

Time, Made, Rule

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

Woman, Pleasure, Smoke

You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
Aldous Huxley

Love, Emotional, Less

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns

Happiness, Good, Bad

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sigmund Freud

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White

Great, Last, Actually

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Rudyard Kipling

Good, Woman, Smoke

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
Phyllis Battelle

Life, Heart, Saying

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.
Raul Julia

Peace, Yourself, Everything

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns

Age, Thrill, Holder

I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing the part of Danny - sitting in an armchair, smoking a cigar - while I got stuck playing Sandy.
Hugh Jackman

Good, Cool, Friend

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.
Thomas Mann

Life, Good, Best

There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.
Joseph Conrad

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen

Around, Smoking, Dog

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
D. L. Hughley

Great, Nothing, Wine

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia

Wife, Book, Special

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

Love, Smoke, Exploding

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Bobby Darin

Makes, Shoes, Hear

That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.
Garth Brooks

School, Football, Night

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.
Raul Julia

Why, Another, Whatever

What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.
Thomas R. Marshall

Good, Country, Needs

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones

Put, Baby, Mouth

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.
Tom Leykis

Women, Men, Home

There's something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is everything he ingested - the cigar smoking and drinking that's imprinted on his voice.
Toby Jones

Everything, Smoking, Voice

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
Daisy Fuentes

Great, Everything, Appreciate

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
Robert M. Gates

Crazy, Book, Smoking

I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars.
Gina Gershon

Love, Father, Talk

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.
Raul Julia

Good, Memories, Smoked

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.
Mary Wilson Little

Girl, Sick, Makes

I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
Edward G. Robinson

Play, Safe, Anywhere

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