Chocolate Quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Audrey Hepburn

Nice, Face, Cake

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin

Feeling, Eating, Sitting

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Gina Barreca

Women, Wine, Once

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.
Katharine Hepburn

Strength, Greatest, Sense

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst

Strength, Break, Hands

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Jo Brand

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
John Belushi

I still indulge in a glass of wine or chocolate - treats are mandatory. Without deviating from the day-to-day healthy diet once in a while, it wouldn't be sustainable for me, and that's what I wanted: an approach to eating to last my entire life.
Alanis Morissette

Life, Diet, Wine

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.
Jim Carrey

Live, Human, Once

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Larry David

Fight, Fighting, Place

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.
Ali Landry

Living, After, Cheating

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
Mariska Hargitay

Good, Feeling, Moment

My problem is I'm an addictive personality. I can't have one coffee. I can't eat one piece of chocolate.
Guy Pearce

Problem, Coffee, Eat

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson

Marriage, Women, After

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
Grace Slick

Made, Big, Cake

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.
Cameron Diaz

Love, Sweets, French

People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
John Jay Chapman

Sun, Put, Worry

I used to dirt bike a lot. I can't do that anymore. Can't eat a whole lot of chocolate anymore, either. I can't be in 'Indiana Jones' and be a fatso!
Shia LaBeouf

Whole, Used, Either

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate!
Carrie Underwood

Girl, Sometimes, Gotta

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote

Eating, Box, Venice

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day.
Jennifer Hudson

You want to give me chocolate and flowers? That would be great. I love them both. I just don't want them out of guilt, and I don't want them if you're not going to give them to all the people who helped mother our children.
Anne Lamott

Love, Great, Mother

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Amanda Peet

Give, Cheese, Heartbeat

I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad.
Rashida Jones

Good, Bad, Political

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
Jessica Simpson

Woman, Her, Wants

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer

Brain, Remember, Two

When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite was 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Everything about it electrified me, and when I re-read Roald Dahl's books as an adult it surprised me.
David Walliams

Book, Everything, Child

I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
Carrie Underwood

Love, Battle, Trying

I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn't taste good to me. I don't get it!
Paula Deen

Love, Good, Dark

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