Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years."
Erma Bombeck

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields

I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be.
Princess Diana

I will fight for my children on any level so they can reach their potential as human beings and in their public duties.
Princess Diana

Hugs can do great amounts of good - especially for children.
Princess Diana

I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace.
Thomas Paine

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
Frederick Douglass

You know, nothing is more important than education, because nowhere are our stakes higher; our future depends on the quality of education of our children today.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
Charlie Sheen

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
Charlie Sheen

From the solemn gloom of the temple children run out to sit in the dust, God watches them play and forgets the priest.
Rabindranath Tagore

Children are God's Apostles, sent forth, day by day, to preach of love, and hope, and peace.
James Russell Lowell

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Bill Cosby

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby

Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
George Eliot