A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman

Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
Zora Neale Hurston

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Aesop

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
Isaac Bashevis Singer

I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
Tony Curtis

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
E. B. White

I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.
Salma Hayek

I just love chickens.
Patti LuPone

If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
William Lyon Phelps

If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
Grandma Moses

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Pamela Anderson

If we could buy these properties and then invest in the Black community, with our own McDonald's, with our own Kentucky Fried Chickens, it was gonna be a great move.
Solomon Burke

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
Grandma Moses

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Ted Nugent

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Seymoure Cray

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
Warren E. Burger

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.
Eva Gabor

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.
Charles W. Chesnutt

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.
James Dean

The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds - the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall.
Chuck Jones