The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.
Robert Grosseteste

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Dennis Miller

We did talk about cheese on our first date.
Jane Kaczmarek

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bertolt Brecht

When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as one of the fine arts. Today I don't give a hoot in hell about that. The mission of photography is to explain man to man and each man to himself.
Edward Steichen

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
M. F. K. Fisher

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
William H. Macy