I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.
Colin Baker

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
Eric Bristow

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray

I think there's always been singers like that and i've done my fair share of cheese as well.
Marc Almond

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Amanda Peet

In France, I learned about wine and cheese.
Walter Wager

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.
Jolene Blalock

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
Jack LaLanne

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.
Manfred von Richthofen

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Jay London

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Ellen DeGeneres

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Gina Barreca

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
Richard Marx

Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.
Charles de Gaulle

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
Nick Cannon

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Jeremy Paxman