Cheese Quotes

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Luis Bunuel

Age, Matter, Unless

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Helen Hayes

Age, Important, Unless

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Gina Barreca

Women, Wine, Once

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields

Down, Clever, Breath

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Silent, Subject, Poets

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing, Holidays, Says

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

Said, Yes, Asked

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle

Different, Two, Nation

I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!
Drew Barrymore

Order, Close, Queen

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Dennis Miller

Lying, Washington, Wisconsin

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

Bad, Gone, Meat

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bertolt Brecht

Happens, Gone, Hole

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
Nick Cannon

Single, American, Slice

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
Harry Shearer

Politics, Moral, Looking

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
Boris Johnson

Yourself, Night, Down

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne

Morning, Coffee, Dog

I can't play anywhere near like I used to, and I was a hot drummer. It doesn't bother me, because frankly, if you get to that point where you can't hold a drumstick properly, there are many other things in life which are far more important, like cutting a loaf of bread or a piece of cheese.
Phil Collins

Life, Important, Play

Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.
Charles de Gaulle

Together, Different, Country

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Amanda Peet

Give, Chocolate, Heartbeat

So, basically, my view is I don't want to support the exploitation of animals, and within reason, I will do what I can to avoid it, but it's not like it's a religion for me. It's not like I consider I'm polluted if somehow some bit of milk or cheese or something passes my lips.
Peter Singer

Religion, Reason, Support

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
Jenny McCarthy

Big, Safe, Vice

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.
Ben Stein

Family, Different, Stuff

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
Johnny Vegas

Christmas, Big, Treat

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty.
Giada De Laurentiis

Mother, Top, Favorite

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta.
Giada De Laurentiis

Love, Simple, Together

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?
Mark E. Smith

Why, Natural, Students

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.
Gary Oldman

Nice, Real, Lunch

I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern version, and the sour cream makes it that much creamier. Oh, it's so good!
Paula Deen

Good, Makes, Secret

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