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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast.
How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle
Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?
Mark E. Smith
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.
Charles de Gaulle
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
I basically have the diet of a 19th-century Irish navy, apart from the litre of stout a day. It's meat and potatoes and bread and cheese: those are my four food groups.
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
I can't play anywhere near like I used to, and I was a hot drummer. It doesn't bother me, because frankly, if you get to that point where you can't hold a drumstick properly, there are many other things in life which are far more important, like cutting a loaf of bread or a piece of cheese.
These days it's cool to be ethnic and to be different, but when I was a kid, it was not cool - at all. My friends would come over and my mom would make crepes with eggs, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes and spinach. And they'd be like, 'What is this?'
Giada De Laurentiis
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.
My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne.
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