A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Helen Hayes

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Luis Bunuel

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?
Mark E. Smith

But I listen to live recordings of things that I did back in the '70s and then how I've done things since. And there's no doubt about it: if I compare the two, it's like chalk and cheese.
Rick Wakeman

But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich.
Eva Herzigova

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.
Cliff Fadiman

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.
Clifton Fadiman

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.
Bryan Miller

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
Harry Shearer

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
Steve Albini

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner.
Reese Witherspoon

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Charles De Gaulle

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.
Sally Quinn