A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
Texas Guinan

A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough.
Larry McMurtry

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
Jay Leno

Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
Henry David Thoreau

Each of us has been put on earth with the ability to do something well. We cheat ourselves and the world if we don't use that ability as best we can.
George Allen

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt, use it-don't cheat with it.
Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
Tony Lema

I never had to cheat, I get them with what I got.
Dave Winfield

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.
Herodotus

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.
Sparky Anderson

I'm a perfectionist. I'm not going to cheat the people.
Dick Dale

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives, you can only win.
Shelley Long

In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like you're not cheating. I think that's just a quirk of human nature.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

In Hollywood people lie to each other and cheat each other and then go and play tennis. But I don't want to be a tennis player.
David Geffen

In restoring man from evil sovereignty, we must cheat.
Sun Myung Moon

Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
John D. MacDonald

Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat; the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure but the deeper satisfactions that come out of struggle.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
Tom Daschle