The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.
Barry White

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
Jules Renard

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain

The memory is like a cat scratching my heart.
Marina Oswald

The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.
Jean Baudrillard

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?
Richard Land

The purpose of the UN mechanism, this inspection mechanism, is not to engage in a cat and mouse game with Saddam Hussein and try to find weapons that the Iraqi government is working on concealing.
Douglas Feith

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
Robert A. Heinlein

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.
J. Carter Brown

There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.
Carl Van Vechten

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.
Charles Dance

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.
Yannick Noah

We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.
Rue McClanahan

We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger

We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger

We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.
Dick Van Patten