No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
Brian Greene

Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it.
Richard Dean Anderson

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
Pam Brown

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Earl Derr Biggers

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
Julian Huxley

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
Brian P. Cleary

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.
Robert Graves

Security is always going to be a cat and mouse game because there'll be people out there that are hunting for the zero day award, you have people that don't have configuration management, don't have vulnerability management, don't have patch management.
Kevin Mitnick

So, that notion of hypertext seemed to me immediately obvious because footnotes were already the ideas wriggling, struggling to get free, like a cat trying to get out of your arms.
Ted Nelson

Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!
Nicole Polizzi

Someone at Disney heard one of the records and called me in to do the sounds of Lucifer the Cat in Cinderella.
June Foray

Something is better than nothing. Doin' anything for a man, there's investments involved, there's time and production. It's better to give him ten bucks and get a record out than to never record the cat.
Brownie McGhee

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'
Alvah Bessie

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.
Ernest Thompson Seton

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.
William S. Burroughs

The cat is a dilettante in fur.
Theophile Gautier

The cat with gloves catches no mice.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must.
Carl Van Vechten