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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy.
Thich Nhat Hanh
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
For people who are at the bottom economically, the world is becoming a harder and harder place. And yet the incentives to become rich are so great because enormous amounts of wealth are being accumulated. And so those two things, that carrot and stick, are beating people along this trajectory of trying desperately to move up in the world.
We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I'm a gnarly carrot kind of guy.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
I think I've been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a big old juicy carrot right in front of me for all of my life.
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
Michael Ian Black
If you can't think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won't understand what you're doing, and your dish will be flat.
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments.
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.
I think everyone can recognize the one-upmanship and the competition that go on wherever you are, especially among groups where the women don't have to hold down office jobs and instead get in a total snit about who won the longest carrot contest or took first prize for summer chutney in the August fete.
Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.
Oui, dans mon r√™ve, j'√©tais un crayon, mais admittedly, I'd more suitably be characterized as a plump carrot.
I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
I was at a party in London when I met Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. She introduced herself, and I didn't believe her name. So I just replied: 'Yeah, and I'm Cathy Carrot.' I think maybe I got off on the wrong foot!
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