I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go.
Michael Jackson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'Rourke

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Rita Rudner

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
George Bernard Shaw

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Dave Barry

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
Bud Abbott

My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost.
Richard Branson

When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!
Paul McCartney

Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
Jack Kerouac

Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.
Eminem

It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me.
Marc Jacobs

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.
Marc Jacobs

Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think.
Marshall McLuhan

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
Marshall McLuhan

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.
Mike Myers