I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.
Rudyard Kipling

We call first truths those we discover after all the others.
Albert Camus

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Dave Barry

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Dave Barry

What is Art? It is the response of man's creative soul to the call of the Real.
Rabindranath Tagore

Many will call me an adventurer - and that I am, only one of a different sort: one of those who risks his skin to prove his platitudes.
Che Guevara

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
Paul McCartney

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
Jay Leno

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.
Jay Leno

The separation of church and state is a source of strength, but the conscience of our nation does not call for separation between men of state and faith in the Supreme Being.
Lyndon B. Johnson

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.
Lyndon B. Johnson

They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

In fact, it is a farce to call any being virtuous whose virtues do not result from the exercise of its own reason.
Mary Wollstonecraft

I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.
Jim Carrey

This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.
Al Capone

Countries such as the U.S. and Britain have taken it upon themselves to decide for us in the developing world, even to interfere in our domestic affairs and to bring about what they call regime change.
Robert Mugabe

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.
Kurt Vonnegut