California Quotes

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
Will Rogers

Both, Left, Moved

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen

Live, Happen, Place

And now, of course this is another thing I didn't count on, that now as the governor of the state of California, I am selling California worldwide. You see that? Selling.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Another, State, Count

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Woody Allen

Away, Shows, Tv

I won the youth vote in Massachusetts and in California. I did very well with it in Ohio.
Hillary Clinton

Vote, Youth, Won

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
P. J. O'Rourke

Nice, Place, Cancer

I speak directly to the people, and I know that the people of California want to have better leadership. They want to have great leadership. They want to have somebody that will represent them. And it doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a Republican, young or old.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Leadership, Great, Young

The biggest problem that we have is that California is being run now by special interests. All of the politicians are not anymore making the moves for the people, but for special interests and we have to stop that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Special, Problem, Making

Women are the engine driving the growth in California's economy. Women make California's economy unique.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Women, Unique, Growth

Well, I think that California has had a history of always spending more money than it takes in.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money, History, Takes

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office.
Henry Rollins

Live, Talk, Body

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
George W. Bush

Power, Enough, Result

I think in the old days, the nexus of weirdness ran through Southern California, and to a degree New York City. I think it's changed so that every bizarre story in the country now has a Florida connection. I don't know why, except it must be some inversion of magnetic poles or something.
Carl Hiaasen

Through, Country, Why

Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or 'the ability to vote with your feet.' If you don't support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol - don't come to Texas. If you don't like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, don't move to California.
Rick Perry

Marriage, Death, Gay

Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
Jimmy Carter

Whatever, Starts, Spread

I prefer to call the most obnoxious feminists what they really are: feminazis. Tom Hazlett, a good friend who is an esteemed and highly regarded professor of economics at the University of California at Davis, coined the term to describe any female who is intolerant of any point of view that challenges militant feminism.
Rush Limbaugh

Good, Friend, Point

California is a queer place in a way, it has turned its back on the world, and looks into the void Pacific. It is absolutely selfish, very empty, but not false, and at least, not full of false effort.
David Herbert Lawrence

Selfish, Place, Effort

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
Doug Coupland

Future, Find, Culture

I was born in Sherman Oaks, California.
Jennifer Aniston

Born, Oaks, Sherman

There's one Baldessari work I genuinely love and would like to own, maybe because of my Midwestern roots and love of driving alone. 'The backs of all the trucks passed while driving from Los Angeles to Santa Barbara, California, Sunday, 20 January 1963' consists of a grid of 32 small color photographs depicting just what the title says.
Jerry Saltz

Love, Work, Alone

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
Demetri Martin

Live, Wanted, Kid

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Allan Sherman

Marriage, Divorce, Matter

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
Edward Abbey

Experience, Science, Thought

California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree, then before I know it, I'm eating groovy sushi in a mini-mall. I'm a Cali girl through and through.
Drew Barrymore

Girl, Spiritual, Through

California is always in my mind.
David Hockney

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.
Conan O'Brien

Today, School, Bad

I was in California when this journalist made a blanket statement about the fact that she did not think that black men and women had the kind of love relationship that Rebecca and Nathan had in Sounder.
Cicely Tyson

Love, Women, Men

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Fred Allen

Great, Live, Place

I don't want to look like Connecticut, no offense, I don't want to look like Oklahoma, I don't want to look like California. I want to be uniquely Texas. And that's not to diss anybody else.
Rick Perry

Else, Anybody, Texas

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