I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
Lesley Boone

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Gloria Stuart

I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it's not so good.
Anjelica Huston

If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.
Brian Greene

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
John Oates

In all honesty my cake was baking when I met Al - I had made up in my mind already to get physically healthy. He refreshingly was on his own journey so it was almost as if we walked together.
Star Jones

It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon.
Dawn French

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it.
Richard M. Nixon

It's just nice to work hard and be rewarded, which is having lots of people watch. And the icing on the cake is for me is to be able to walk around with pride, feeling that the product you put out is worthy of being watched. But honestly, it's not a big deal. I don't put too much stock in fame or celebrity anyway. I don't put it in the 'important' box.
Christopher Meloni

It's so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of icing.
Ken Jennings

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker.
Judd Nelson

Let them eat cake.
Marie Antoinette

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
Bill Maher

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too.
Margaret Anderson

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.
Knute Nelson

Music's been around a long time, and there's going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just want to make my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it's a big record, that's the frosting on the cake, but music's the main meal.
Ray Charles

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
Larry Hagman

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Margot Asquith

Sunshine Cake is just a fun hobby thing. That's about it.
Krist Novoselic