Cake Quotes

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

Birthday, Piece

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Audrey Hepburn

Nice, Face, Chocolate

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
Benjamin Franklin

Great, Empire, Edges

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Jerry Seinfeld

Old, Getting, Candle

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Old, Getting, Cost

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

Wanted, Candle, Store

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis

Diet, Bread, Pie

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
Bill Maher

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
John Oates

Same, Hair, Songs

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.
Alfred Hitchcock

Life, Movies, Mine

Let them eat cake.
Marie Antoinette

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it.
Richard M. Nixon

Game, Find, Until

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.
Lady Gaga

Bitter, Sweeter, Jelly

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
James Thurber

Food, Wedding, Dangerous

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
Grace Slick

Made, Big, Chocolate

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?
Jessica Savitch

Off, Means, Ready

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
Boris Johnson

Policy, Eating, Pro

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
Alfred Hitchcock

Life, Piece, Cinema

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Lisa Loeb

Someone, Why, Pie

I'm not much of a cake person.
Daniel Radcliffe

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
Catherine Bell

Fun, Someone, Play

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
Larry Hagman

Integrity, Once, Rest

When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power.
Julia Child

Good, Power, Food

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake.
Maria Sharapova

Love, Big, Sweet

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
Paul Sweeney

Patience, Society, Young

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
Cynthia Nixon

Good, Friend, Taken

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
Ludwig Erhard

Art, Everyone, Compromise

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Top, Red, Cherry

Music's been around a long time, and there's going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just want to make my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it's a big record, that's the frosting on the cake, but music's the main meal.
Ray Charles

Music, Time, Good

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.
Rachael Ray

Birthday, Mother, Days

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