I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman

I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting.
Jackie Kennedy

They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be carried out in the streets. That's like when they tell you after you buy your VHS and you rent movies they tell you not to copy the movies.
Afrika Bambaataa

As I have said for many years throughout this land, we're borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change.
Al Gore

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Scott Adams

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore

It started twelve and went on until twelve. I never had to buy a drink all day!
Michael Owen Bruce

There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.
Pete Rose

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.
David Lee Roth

We believe the 36, nearly 40, billion pound discount given for a right to buy houses took a million houses out of the public housing sector which is desperately needed for rent.
John Prescott

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.
Garth Brooks

I got an offer in 1992 to buy a major-league team. I turned down the offer because I don't want my love of the game to involve business.
Garth Brooks

Money doesn't buy class.
Kiana Tom

I buy way too many books.
Orson Scott Card

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Nicholas Sparks

The first one was quite cheap, but that was expensive for us. For my folks to buy on the Never Never. It was quite, you know, a rare object to have and I gained quite a lot of status by having this.
Eric Clapton

A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.
Samuel Butler

Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling. Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy.
Gloria Swanson