Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Oscar Wilde

Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Hunter S. Thompson

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision.
John C. Maxwell

It's a complete lie, why do people buy these papers? It's not the truth I'm here to say. You know, don't judge a person, do not pass judgement, unless you have talked to them one on one. I don't care what the story is, do not judge them because it is a lie.
Michael Jackson

It is much simpler to buy books than to read them and easier to read them than to absorb their contents.
William Osler

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin

What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children.
William Blake

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
John D. Rockefeller

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood

I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting.
Jackie Kennedy

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
Janis Joplin

What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your advertising, not its form.
David Ogilvy