But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
Joely Fisher

Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.
John H. Speke

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne

Even that was all consumed after two days, and the patients had to try to choke down fresh fish, just boiled in water, without salt, pepper or butter; mutton, beef, and potatoes without the faintest seasoning.
Nellie Bly

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance.
William O. Douglas

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
Hermann Goering

Having in my life been bitten by the jaws of both victory and defeat, I must rush to add that success is to failure as butter pecan ice cream is to death.
Rupert Holmes

I have tamed men of iron in my day, shall I not easily crush these men of butter?
Ferdinand Alvarez De Toledo

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Patton Oswalt

If we are attacked we can only defend ourselves with guns not with butter.
Joseph Goebbels

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson

If you dispute with me you will only quarrel with your bread and butter.
Francis Bond Head

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
Claudette Colbert

It's nice to be in a situation where the two books that I write for a sort of regular monthly income are also works that I enjoy immensely, rather than them being some kind of bread and butter, do it because you have to do it.
Garth Ennis

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
Jack LaLanne

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.
Phil Donahue

My favorite poets may not be your bread and butter. I have more favorite poems than favorite poets.
Rita Dove

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz