My reply is: the software has no known bugs, therefore it has not been updated.
Wietse Venema

People have no tolerance. They think all bugs are bad. It's the American way. If you don't like something, kill it.
Carl Olson

Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
Edsger Dijkstra

Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it.
Cindy Crawford

The age thing really bugs me. Do people have more of a right to not like what I say because I'm 19?
Fiona Apple

The country is not a democratic state. Therefore we fear that they might carry a recorder in their pocket or there may be bugs in the walls, and you cannot be absolutely sure that you get a straight testimony.
Hans Blix

The Coyote is limited, as Bugs is limited, by his anatomy.
Chuck Jones

The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
Dave Foley

We planted bugs, microphones, in premises which interested us in the West. We weren't too successful - I would have said unfortunately in former years, but I don't care anymore now.
Markus Wolf

We worked out a lot of bugs and figured out who was working and who wasn't and how this beast functions. It was a lot bigger than we actually thought, and now we have a well-run ship where it feels I can actually have time to imagine and not just stress out about everything.
Genevieve Gorder

Well, all these stars have their houses swept quite regularly by people who work in the surveillance security business. They come in and they look for bugs and things.
Peter Weir

What bugs me is that movies don't reflect how interesting and vibrant women are. We don't treasure women as they get older.
Jill Clayburgh

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Bill Watterson

Words are the children of reason and, therefore, can't explain it. They really can't translate feeling because they're not part of it. That's why it bugs me when people try to analyze jazz as an intellectual theorem. It's not. It's feeling.
Bill Evans

Writing software that's safe even in the presence of bugs makes the challenge even more interesting.
Wietse Venema

Yet we still see continuous reports of bugs.
Vinton Cerf