I thank Marc Jacobs so much for giving me the opportunity to design a shoe for Louis Vuitton, but the thing that broke my heart most was when they said, 'You're finished. The shoe's finished.'
Kanye West

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
Ben Folds

I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.
Uri Geller

I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week.
Bon Scott

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.
Joel Madden

I was really small when jazz broke through in England and I can still remember sneaking off to the living room to listen to it on the radio - much to my parent's disapproval.
Jeff Beck

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
Rip Taylor

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.
Lefty Gomez

I was too broke to buy a guitar so I more borrowed guitars from friends.
Ronnie Montrose

I was very happily married and never broke my vows.
Dan Duryea

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield

I woke up find a rather noisy multi-lingual meeting going on. This was great as everyone could participate and even though everything had to be translated into about four different languages it never became boring. After a while the meeting broke up and everyone went for food.
John Blair

I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
Jennifer Garner

I've always done what I thought was good if I could live on what they were offering-and sometimes if I couldn't. So even when I was broke, my career didn't lack for interest.
Sam Waterston

I've always found it very sanitary to be broke.
Orson Welles

I've always said when I broke in I was an average player. I had an average arm, average speed and definitely an average bat. I am still average in all of those.
Brooks Robinson

I've always thought if it's not broke, why fix it?
Tim Hardaway

I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed country, you've got a lot of taxes, rents are high and its quite difficult to survive as an artist especially when you are just coming up.
Andrew Jack