Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.
Snoop Dogg

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Dane Cook

How can you not like Britney Spears?
Lindsay Lohan

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.
Avril Lavigne

I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.
Elton John

I hope Britney doesn't get bummed out that Lindsey is a better singer. It is not Lindsey saying it, it's me. Lindsey would never say that. She's an actress first. It's just a bonus that she can dance and sing.
Virginia Madsen

I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.
George Clooney

I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.
Jessica Simpson

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out.
Billie Joe Armstrong

If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.
Sheena Easton

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
Amy Poehler

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
Joel McHale

It was Britney's movie. I liked that movie. It didn't get too much love, but a lot of people really liked it.
Taryn Manning

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.
Simon Le Bon

It's refreshing to hear something that's pop but doesn't sound like Britney Spears.
Siobhan Fahey

Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears all the rappers, they're doing my dances and they're making billions doing my dances. When they do that little thing they do with their hands that's The Fly and The Pony.
Chubby Checker

Our audience is all the girls who made Britney a huge star. Those are the girls who bought the book. I didn't read the book at first. I read the script just to see what I would think of the script and I really liked it.
Virginia Madsen

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.
Dustin Diamond

The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months.
Justin Long

The pirating thing is bad. The people it hurts the most are the ones you least think it hurts. It's not the big Britney Spears albums that are being pirated; it's the indie bands that don't have two cents to their name.
Rob Zombie