A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
Paris Hilton

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
Victoria Wood

Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone.
William Joyce

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
Dick Dale

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
Vanessa Hudgens

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.
Cynthia Payne

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu

Golf is my boyfriend right now.
Karrie Webb

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend.
Lauren Alaina

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis Diller

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
April Winchell

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
Isla Fisher

I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up and go to school. Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Tina Yothers

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.
Melissa Joan Hart

I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a crush on me but I was too shy to talk to them.
Blake Lively

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.
Anna Nicole Smith

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.
Shelley Duvall

I get a lot of mail from men who really identify with Stuart, you know, Sparrow's boyfriend. I love that. Even though I used to say I wanted men to read the strip even though there weren't any men in it, so they'd be forced to identify with the women.
Alison Bechdel

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
Anna Kournikova