I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen

I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue.
Sam Neill

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Sid Vicious

Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.
Charles Simic

Into this pour the purified juice: and put it into a pan of water come almost to a boil and continue nearly in the state of boiling until the juice is found to be the consistency of a thick syrup when cold. It is then when cold, to be corked up in a bottle for use.
James Lind

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito

Life is a little like a message in a bottle, to be carried by the winds and the tides.
Gene Tierney

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
Julio Iglesias

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
Winston Churchill

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?
Betty Ford

Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears.
Juliette G. Low

Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.
Andrea Dworkin

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "Shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
Vance Havner

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Frank Muir

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
Joe Bob Briggs

The other guys just caught lightning in a bottle with a great game.
Rick Pitino

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen