Blokes Quotes

The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it's not the same ball.
Shane Warne

Him, Same, Worry

I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade and making the salads and then everybody says, 'what a great barbie' to the guy cooking. A barbecue is just the ultimate blokes' pastime, isn't it?
Curtis Stone

Love, Work, Women

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.
Jenny Eclair

Women, Why, Sometimes

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
Kirsty Gallacher

Find, Offensive, Flattered

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me.
Geezer Butler

Old, Kids, Older

Basically, a manager is a father figure to 20 or 25 blokes. It's about trying to get the best out of them and creating team spirit.
Alan Shearer

Best, Father, Trying

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.
Anne Robinson

Sad, Old, Dream

Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families.
Robbie Fowler

Doubt, Different, Able

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