A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.
Thomas Jefferson

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.
Benjamin Franklin

Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Dale Carnegie

We have now just enshrined, as soon as I sign this bill, the core principle that everybody should have some basic security when it comes to their healthcare.
Barack Obama

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.
Nancy Pelosi

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
Steven Wright

An energy tax punishes senior citizens, it punishes rural Americans, if you use electricity it punishes you. This bill will increase your cost of living and may kill your job.
Newt Gingrich

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

The only bipartisanship you ever see is when they finally sign a bill and everybody says, 'Gee, isn't that wonderful?'
Colin Powell

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.
Shane West

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P. J. O'Rourke

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Dave Barry

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
Bill Maher

And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we show him the bill. We're lavish to the bone, but all our money goes back into the product.
Freddie Mercury

Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.
Dan Quayle

The nation's government has just handed me the bill that grants us our civil rights. I am receiving it before you, certain that I am accepting this on behalf of all Argentinean women, and I can feel my hands tremble with joy as they grasp the laurel proclaiming victory.
Evita Peron

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.
James Carville

If you like a story that's totally different and won't know which way it's going... where it's go ing to end up and which way it's going to take you, then I think my work fits the bill.
Rob Walton

Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good, too.
Travis Barker